2013年3月16日星期六

Jokes

 INSTALLING HUSBAND.....

 A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy..

... Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but it just doesn't seem to work.
What can I do?

Signed,........................

Reply...

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, While Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Beer 6.1..

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

To summarize - 1.0 is a great program
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

5 条评论:

匿名 说...

哈哈,有意思!
不过现在的人,连上载和下载都觉得麻烦了,中了“病毒”就干脆买一台新的。呵呵

伍肆叁 说...

是的,岁月。老辈的,怀旧,能用则用,能修则修,多能天长地久。。。现代人速战速决,只求曾经拥有,就不知道是不是省却了许多烦恼?还是。。。

嘿嘿 说...

哈哈哈哈哈~~~

Lucky me! I never hv this problem! I can keep on uploading or downloading Boy x.y as well as Men a.z at anytime, anywhere, anyhow!

嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿~~~~~

伍肆叁 说...

嘿嘿,wah!...u download all M no F ah?...very easy kana virus attack @ anytime, anywhere, anyhow hor! be careful lor,i so worry about u...hahahaha...

嘿嘿 说...

有备而来,不拍受害!

按套给带,永保不坏!

嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎~~~~~